MORE QUOTES!!

i was long overdue anyway. the list is shorter, as i shudder to think what malki/tzipora will do to me if it wasn't. not.

enjoy!

• Don’t invade Russia just before winter starts.
• A stupid opponent is more difficult to deal with than a clever one. You can never tell what he is going to do next. This is the only explanation of how Bush became President.
• The way to a man’s heart is not through his stomach unless you have a very long knife, but through the breast pocket with a suitably sharp implement.
• If someone says that you can trust them, the law of averages suggests that you cannot and should not.
• Life may indeed be like a box of chocolates. This means you should always secure the strawberry crème before offering the box to anyone else, and that it is always wise to check to see if someone has raided the second layer before the first layer has been eaten.
• If you take an instant dislike to someone, don’t worry; you are just saving time. A reason to dislike him will almost certainly turn up.
• Offering sherbet lemons to everyone that crosses your path is a useful device which allows you to pass as a doddering old fool (guess who?) and thus be under-estimated, gain time to think of a response, or annoy your visitors according to your whim.